(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
To be screwed beyond royal proportions.
That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!
The last little bit of a cigarette
Olivia: “Hey can I bum a cig”
Chloe: “No but you can have the scrooge”
When girl is not willing to give you her anus even though she have one.
Girl: I have a hungry pinky asshole but you cant have it.
Boy: You are such a scrooge.
A sexual act - Girl in reverse cowgirl, boy sticks a lump of coal up her ass. boy cums inside, then she squats and pushes the coal out her ass and dribbles cum on his chest.
"Man, last night was wild, girl I picked up at the bar gave me a Dirty Scrooge"