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When a hot sweaty scrotum retracts against your skin. Its sticky and feels like its "kissing" your skin.
I was snuggling with my boyfriend when his junk peeled off my leg, it felt so good. I was just scrotal kissed!!
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A route seldom traveled.
US Highway 69.
Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.
She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
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A horrible genetic birth defect, in which a baby boy is born, in place of his testicles, two feti(two fetus') are embeded in his scrotal sack. A very horrible defect indeed.
Person #1:OHHH!! That dude kicked me rite in my scrotal fetus.
Person #2:.....
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When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.
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A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.
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A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
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Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.
He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today
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