slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

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Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

Booty season

That time of year usually around summer when women may naturally wear shorts due to the weather. This leads to the public being able to see a woman’s booty more easily.

Dylan:I can’t wait for next summer. It should be great
Chad: Yeah it’s gonna be a huge booty season

cuff season

Normally in the fall or winter. a time when people find a boyfriend/girlfriend either before the Christmas, or before valentines day

Guy: "its cuff season! I need a girlfriend!"
Friend: "Go out with your. Neighbor."
Guy: "Yes, she's perfect!"

covid season

COVID Season defines a period of time when COVID is running rampant and old rules no longer apply.

Girl they can’t evict you, it’s COVID Season!

hoe season

summertime = hoeseason
Everyone's in a good mood, all asses out, summer dresses are being worn and everybody finna b acting like hoes

"This summer is going to be lit, we are bout to get turnt cause it's hoe season."
"I thot i was the only one"

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mad season

A Seattle super group, lead by Layne Staley, lead singer of alice in chains, Mike McCready on guitarsPearl Jam,Martin Barrett on drumsScreaming Trees, and "Baker" on bass.

The group only produced one album "ABOVE". Had some really great songs such as : Wake Up and River of Deceit.

Mad Season is fucking awesome.

RIP Layne =(

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