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The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!
Woah wanna get funky?
Go to Seattle!
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this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.
Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.
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as a name it would mean:
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.
seattles always have great hair
i fell for a seattle
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Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.
I am going to Seattle you in your neck! SEATTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SPARK IT UP!!!!!
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Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.
"Those Seattle Seahawks got robbed."
"OMG STARBUCKS!!!!" -tourists
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I went to Seattle last week, and it was so windy that my Starbucks cup lid blew off and all of the coffee blew in my face. Never going back, I'm staying in Portland.
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West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including...
1. Some of the worst traffic in the country.
2. Out of control real estate prices.
3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core.
4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be.
5. Very high unemployment.
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