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Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.
I am going to Seattle you in your neck! SEATTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SPARK IT UP!!!!!
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Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.
"Those Seattle Seahawks got robbed."
"OMG STARBUCKS!!!!" -tourists
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I went to Seattle last week, and it was so windy that my Starbucks cup lid blew off and all of the coffee blew in my face. Never going back, I'm staying in Portland.
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West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including...
1. Some of the worst traffic in the country.
2. Out of control real estate prices.
3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core.
4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be.
5. Very high unemployment.
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text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip
text - seattle
carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser
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The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.
Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"
Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"
Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"
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Seattle, WA is known as "the Emerald City". This may be because of the tall evergreen trees that populate the area. Bill Gates lives around this area, and the Space Needle does too. Starbucks, Windows, and other big businesses got their start here, too.
Seattle: My home since FOREVER!!!
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