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Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.
I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.
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When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.
Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.
The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.
Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.
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