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When someone's butt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. Also a term for a really nice ass.
1. Yo lookadat hottie. He got a booty shelf.
2. I'm so upset that I don't got a booty shelf that I'm gonna go get butt implants.
3. I am enjoying your booty shelf today. *squeeze*
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tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf
"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"
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When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
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Low quality item. A non name brand product.
Room mate 1: "I bought Fruit-Os for breakfast."
Room mate 2: "You mean bottom shelf Fruitloops?"
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Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:
1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.
For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.
Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.
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The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.
Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.
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A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.
Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.