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my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge
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The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.
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Noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. Often announced during an awkward silence.
Guy 1: What do clouds wear under there clothes?
Guy 2: /care
Guy 1: THUNDERPANTS!
Guy 2: ...
Sheriff?
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A brown asshole or poop shoot.
My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.
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Sheriff John Bunnell is a legend
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Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.
Ventura County Sheriffs suck
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Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.
Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.
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