Sherman Tank

Rhyming slang for wank. Bloody good fun.

There's fuck all on TV. I'm going upstairs for a sherman tank.

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sherman tank

when a man tucks his wiener in his buttcrack and moons someone.

dude, yesterday i gave ariel the sherman tank. i could tell by her look that she totally wanted to suck my dick.

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hot sherman

A variation of a hot karl, you take a garbage bag and fill it with feces and beat the crap out of someone with it.

I gave your grandma a hot sherman last night.

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Sherman Jepord

When you are too high to pronounce the word German Shepard.

"Man, that's one cute Sherman Jepord!"

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cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

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Jay Sherman

Animated fil critic from the show The Critic. Voiced by Jon Lovitz

Jay Sherman really hated the Twilight movies. He gave them a bad review.

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sherman late

Habitually late/tardy to class and really couldnt care less.

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Student: Hes seriously ill.
Teacher: Okay. Sherman? Sherman? Sherman?
Student: Heh, Hes just late. Sherman late.

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