Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

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shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

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shiny ninety

The shine applied to one's hand after it has been inserted into a vajayjay and rotated ninety degrees.

man, I got a slimy shiny ninety from that chick last night

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Shiny Nickel

-verb
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.

Man #1: How was that date last night?

Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!

Man #1: Fucking Epic...

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shiny crown

When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.

Dude i can't get the glitter off!

From where?

My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!

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shiny giny

Noun: A condition achieved when a woman has the good sense to remove the beard from her clam thus allowing a more pleasurable experience for both her and her partner.

I hooked up with two girls last night, the first had a damn wookie living in her panties, the second had a shiny giny; I much prefered the latter to the former.

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shiny dog

a blinged out gangsta in tha hood
a dog with jewlery

"ay0 b hope i don't blind ya wit mah ice!"
"DAAAANNGGG YO...u'z a shiny dog!!"

"Ay man u gon get yo dog som ice fo hiz neck?"
"heg yea sun...he gon b a shiny dog"

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