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shit ass balls ton

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

by Penguin156 August 25, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit the ass

Another term for "dropping the ball" but with a bit more juice to it ya know?

In a sentence it goes something like this: "fuck I shit the ass!" or "Cardano shit the ass bro".

by shit the ass April 6, 2021

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penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 7, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit my ass

To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.

"I feel like I have to shit my ass."

by Jugarn Jax May 31, 2005

76๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit My Ass

v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.

Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"

Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."

by HeadPoolieInCharge June 27, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž