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An exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. To be one hit shit, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit shit. My friend the weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like shit (high temperature/heart beat).
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
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Weed so potent and THC-laden, it will get you crazy-stoned off of one hit. Contrary to popular belief, this is no myth. I have smoked two types of weed powerful enough to get me ripped off my ass on one hit: White Widow, and the almighty Pink Hawaiian.
My friend got the hook ups with the best weed in town: Pink Hawaiian. One hit had me tripping, I thought the room was at a 90 degree angle and that I was falling into a black hole. That was THE one hit shit.
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A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.
Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?
Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!
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woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up
woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
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bullshit has been spread about you or your friend
"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"
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1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.
2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)
Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka