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A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure
I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt
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The only value in filthy, disgusting, violent, or obscene materials in the media (television shows, movies, online forums, etc.). Ironically, these things have become so common that even the shock value is gone, leaving their existence pointless and the masses desensitised (or disgusted).
The reason half the definitions on UD exist.
You can't show that on television! Oh, wait, nevermind.
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A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.
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Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.
Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?
Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.
The shock you go into when you see a nice ass.
I'm sorry, I didnt hear a word you said i was in booty shock; I was looking at that ass that walked by.
Coined and popularized by renowned Cracked Editor David Wong, this term is a derivative of the term sticker shock. It refers to the feeling of shock and dismay one encounters when discovering how difficult it really is to accomplish a goal. The term is usually used to refer to long term goals, such as getting a degree, acquiring a job in a desired profession, learning a new skill (guitar, a foreign language, etc.), or completing a long term project (remodeling, losing weight, etc.).
While many people of varying levels of intelligence and backgrounds can encounter Effort Shock, it is believed to mainly afflict people in first world, Westernized societies. This is likely due to a variety of factors: parental upbringing, popular cultural influences, the overwhelming choice of professions in Westernized society, and lack of education about one’s desired goal.
While they often initially feel extremely excited, motivated, and prepared, realizing the daunting magnitude, difficulty, and level of effort to achieve the goal leaves the victims of Effort Shock feeling disheartened and lacking motivation. This can lead to the person quitting their goal entirely.
After being told how smart and "destined for great things" he was for the duration of his childhood and teen years, Jimmy encountered Effort Shock when he graduated and realized that smarts alone couldn't get him even a mediocre job.
I experienced Effort Shock when I tried to learn a foreign language after high school, because I underestimated and lacked the motivation and commitment needed to gain any conversational proficiency.
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A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website. Other shock sites are merely websites that openly display shocking material. Famous examples include: goatse.cx, lemonparty.org, lolshock.com and hai2u.com.
That Shock Site you sent me is disgusting! I feel like vomiting now!
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