No Shoes

1)A well known Toyota MR2 mechanic and engine management computer programmer that travels around the world unlocking the secrets of life, love, and turbocharged engines. Drinks beer and does entertaining picture poses.

2) The act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an "M"), and makes a silly face. Usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a japanese car.

"Did you hear that no shoes just made 500 horsepower out of some rich kid's car?"

"Uh oh, cut John off from drinking anymore. He's doing a No Shoes again.

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Shoe

1. Someone who just freaks out all the time

Billy: Hey did you see that guy freaking out?
John: Was he freaking out worse than Shoe?
Billy: No
John: Yeh no one freaks out worse than shoe.

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Shoe

A leather casing about the foot.

Not to be confused with sandal which is a nylon thong twingst the toes bottomed by a nylon base beneath the remainder of the foot, which is oft found languishing at the end of the leg.

The shoe is also used as the primary weapon in the attacking kick strategy. This method is commonly used against small dogs and shins.

"John kicked me with his safety shoe's on. Now I have a bruised ankle."

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for shoes

a clever and slightly feminine way to say "for sure". made ever popular by a Chief Ronica Espidoza, way to kick that shit into gear.

variations:
"fa shoes."
"fo' shoes"
"mam, thank you for buttering my toast...and shoes."

"Dat bitch be trippin' off her ass!"

"...for shoes."

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shoe

Something you'd be willing to stab someone for.

So then HE saw it on the ground too, and that's when I stabs, and broke off with his shoe.

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Shoe

An item that when used correctly, especially by angry, foreign reporters as a display of cultural and personal disdain apparently expresses a negative message which is more directly and coherently received than other messages such as protests, letters, losing elections, global disrepute, criminal proceeding, obviously failed policies including but not limited to the economy by a certain unpopular president who otherwise is apparently immune to consequences of ignorance, hubris, incompetence, being schismatic and misusing authority.

"Bush is getting a little big for his own shoes again it seems, better inform the Iraqi media."

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^~shoe~^

Humorous way to show disrespect--"throwing a shoe" at someone through texting

Used in texting usually...in reference to the Iraqi journalist throwing his shoes at President Bush in Dec. 2008.

In response to a "UR Sofa King We Todd Did" text, send back the thrown shoe -- ^~shoe~^

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