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A derogatory term main used among craftsmen who are members of trade unions. Describes a member who is a real “company man/woman”. An employee who is dedicated to one contractor and would rather satisfy their employer than show dedication to their brothers/sisters. Often seen bringing their own power tools to work, driving their personal vehicle to do company work in (hauling materials, etc), working extra hard to impress their foreman, etc. Will rat you out in a heartbeat. Don’t trust a shop rocket.
Member 1: Ol’ Conrad is a real shop rocket. Watch what you say around that fuckin’ guy. He will run and tell the boss.
Member 2: what a fuckin shoppy, fuck Conrad and fuck the boss lol.
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When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
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A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana
I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?
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Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.
Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)
To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.
To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.
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a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.
Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping
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When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
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When two or more people discuss a common interest, job, or hobby.
The prostitutes arranged a meeting with each other after a long day at work to relax and talk shop.
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