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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
Leaving an object where you last used/had it.
I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.
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Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".
That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.
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Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.
When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!
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An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.