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A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
5👍 4👎
Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.
9👍 4👎
A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.
Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”
8👍 4👎
An idiot with floofy hair (::::
Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.
8👍 5👎
Simone is the most beautiful girl in the world, she’s funny, sexy and got all the lads waiting for her haha, she’s extra moody sometimes when ya get on her nerves and she’s a bit crazy, she’s never early and hardly likes getting out of her bed when it’s time, she loves to go out but her friends are NEVER up for it cause they’re all broke, unlike Simone whose got all the money, simmy simmy is what we call her! Simone the babe
“ Simone is sexy “
7👍 3👎
An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.
Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
59👍 50👎
The fattest shit i know
Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco
13👍 10👎