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The act of using a Glow in the Dark dildo on woman's asshole while, vagina fucking her in the doggy style position. After you jizz, you slap her in the face with your flacid penis and glow in the dark dildo as if they were lightsabers.
Man, my bitch said the Bermingham Booty Call wasn't enough, so I Luke Skywalkered dat face and she was speechless.
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The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?
Star Wars > all other movies forever.
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He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.
So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!
Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
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the rise of skywalker means OMG AAAAAAAAH EW EW EW EW WTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOVIE MAKERS HELP ME IM DYING AAAAAAAUGH WHY WHY WHY WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but the rest is great lol.
Or if you like it, you be like NYAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THE ENDING I LOVE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I DO!!!!!!
Friend: Have you seen the rise of skywalker-
Me: NOPE
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An overused character in the amazing TV series STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS. is supposed to be influential for little kids even though he ends up turning to the dark side. A serious idiot.
kid: I wanna be Anakin Skywalker
Mature Clone Wars Fan: ...........
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The whiniest charactor the in Star Wars Universe. See emo
Man, with all the whining Luke Skywalker does, he must be emo!
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