A “Slong” is someone who has a very huge penis or acts like there hard so it means they have the “Slong”
Rachel: “Hey Machelle look at Derek over there lifting those weights he so big and strong he must have got that “Slong”
Machelle: “Agreed sis”
Southland New Zealand term for a short pour - long black coffee.
Hello Barrista, a Slong please. Yeah double shot, but just a 3/4 hot water pour, I like it strong.
When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .
I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.
When you hit a baseball with someone’s dick.
Sage Wong slong binged with his annoying emo brother Vincent Wong
When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge
Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv