mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

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Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

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pussy smackers

1. a state of dissapointment
2. a yummy cereal enjoyed after a night of lovemaking with bambi
3. rape and pillage by 113 pilgrims
4. a high five given to a high-quality mooking session

"The 113 pilgrims aren't town. There won't be any mooking tonight, Pussy smackers!"

"Care for a nice cold bowl of pussy smackers?"

"Your bitch was a good mook last night, damn boy, pussy smack her!"

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ankle smacker

A black penis

John had ankle smacker

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Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

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clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

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Kufi Smackers

Losers who think they are cool and post at horrorcore.com

Look at all the kufi smackers on this website!

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