smush monkey

Someone who walks slowly when you want to get somewhere in a hurry but you can't overtake for some reason

This group of smush monkeys are taking ages

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boom smush

To hit something so hard that it no longer exists in its original form. To break something to the point that it is almost unrecognizable.
Boom = the impact of the hit, Smush = the condition of what got hit!

Boom Smush

"Man, I hit dude in the face so hard that his glasses just boom smushed on his face!"

"The other day I saw this car accidnet and the whole front of one car just got boom smushed!"

"Keep talkin shit and I will boom smush your a$$!"

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smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.

Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces

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Smush the bush

1.) The act of wearing tight underwear

2.) The act of getting on your grandma's extremely small toilet

3.) The act of having to press yourself against a cabinet to reach anything high on a shelf

"Boy this new DVB underwear will really smush the bush"

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smushed zoey

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

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name smushing

The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.

Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.

Cutesy name smushing is annoying, but so are obscure pairing names like The Government Stole My Toad.

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smush n' toss

The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.

The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.

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