the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

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Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

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cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

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Snappling

1) Snapchatting in NYC
2) Taste testing Snapples

1)I'm snappling in the big Apple right now, infront of the big screen.
2)hey you should hurry and come I'm snappling the new flavors of snapple at the mall right now.

Oh Snapple!

An exclamation used when you are really craving the delicious taste of Snapple®

Suzie: Oh snapple!
Suzie: 'nuff said.

Snapple

The white way of saying snap

"Oh snapple I drappled my apple juice!"

Snapple

The best sweet tea ever. It comes in many flavours such as Snapple apple and mango and half and half and all other stuff.

“Dude wtf did you do to me last night?”

“I drank too muchSnapple :(“
Random person: “OH SNAPPLE!”