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the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

by bob fix May 22, 2004

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Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple June 3, 2011

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cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 12, 2011

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snappled

Another word for smooshed or drunk as fuck.

I can’t wait to get snappled tonight at this party man

by Sniti November 16, 2017


Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 28, 2019


chicken snapple

When Trey wants to talk about his cocaine but doesn't want to get in trouble...

Yo Trey, you havin any chicken Snapple tonight??

by DarkFinn September 23, 2017


Snappling

1) Snapchatting in NYC
2) Taste testing Snapples

1)I'm snappling in the big Apple right now, infront of the big screen.
2)hey you should hurry and come I'm snappling the new flavors of snapple at the mall right now.

by Dreyjack December 26, 2016