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Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.
“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."
A commonly used phrase by the cool kids in a virtual world known as Second Life. Other variations include : Snarkleberries, Snarkles, Snarknuggets, Snarklepuffs, etc.
"Omg what a noob... hahahahahahahaha SNARK!!!"
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A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.
A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.
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The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.
Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?
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Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.
A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).
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To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.
That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!
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A Psychotic Snark is a Snark from (half-life) who has gone mental
A Psychotic Snark just jumped me