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That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.
John: Why are you so down?
Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.
John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.
Jane: Piss off.
A "power snooze" is when an individual takes a 15 - 30 min or less interval of sleep, usually in hopes of starving off tiredness before an event or occasion. Commonly taken on a couch, in the back of a car, or a convenient bed of some kind. Can also be called a "cat nap" but that usually refers to a nap that lasts a longer amount of time.
Whether they work or not depends on the situation and the individual. Sometimes they happen to work miracles.
Person: Oh, I better go have a power snooze, we're gonna be out all night.
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What Juno calls a "snooze button" in the movie Juno, as her belly is getting bigger, her belly button might stick out during her pregnancy
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Fox News and its obvious lies.
Yeah, Obamacare is socialism, that's so Fuck Snooze.
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It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.
Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze
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n. - the nap babies take when breast feeding. These often only last for the time period during direct contact with the boob, however may be skillfully parlayed into a full crib nap by a series of deft maneuvers.
Dad: Did the little boo get a nap today?
Mom: No he only boob snoozed for about 15 minutes.
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falling asleep after sexual intercourse without first de-coupling from your partner
He was so drunk that he gave her the snooze button, and she thought he died or something!
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