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That one porno where if the nigga had to hide again he would hide as a sofa
Nigga curtain: hey bro u got a place to hide?
Nigga lamp: idk where?
Nigga sofa: come to my place
A sofa glam is when someone buys a shirt out of pure ignorance as to what it means.
I hate your “anti sofa glam club” shirt, Zah
A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
When a girl sends a man to the sofa she’s no longer in love and sending him out of the bed meaning she is bored of his love and is making room for someone new.
Micheal: Bro I’ve just been sent to the sofa.
Steve: Oh no bro man are you okay.
vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.