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Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021


Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024


mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024


mini softy

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024


Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie March 9, 2018


Softie mode

Softie mode means when you are very wholesome and not lewd, just softie, happy, calm and relaxed, mostly happens when you get cuddles or cared for.

Did you know Ghost turned into softie mode when they got cuddles and love from their cuddle hostage?!

by ghost_boihere September 10, 2020


Softie

A person that wears pink clothes and cries over small, trival things.
They also censor words that aren't even bad.

Softie Snowflake: Waaaaaaaaa! I was called "s****tup1***d!"

by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024