A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust
John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger
When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,
Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success
Can’t get it up, failed erection
I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success
When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
Softie mode means when you are very wholesome and not lewd, just softie, happy, calm and relaxed, mostly happens when you get cuddles or cared for.
Did you know Ghost turned into softie mode when they got cuddles and love from their cuddle hostage?!
A person that wears pink clothes and cries over small, trival things.
They also censor words that aren't even bad.
Softie Snowflake: Waaaaaaaaa! I was called "s****tup1***d!"