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songs where black rappers and other black songwriters almost single handedly use nigga in like every fucking line and verse and try to ryhme nigga with nigga, most ghetto niggas, or white niggas, and black hood niggas, or school black hood niggas, play dat bitch in they car tryin actin cool and ghetto and shit
1. Hey nigga!
2. Yo what !
1. We bout to pull up to dis party, we gotta act cool nigga, then we gon' fuck bitches, no what I'm sayin nigga!
2. Aight nigga, just play one of them nigga songs and we act cool and fuck bitches!
1. Aight Nigga!
in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6
in metal-longer then 7
in prog-longer than 20
hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.
six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.
Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"
Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"
A really funny song created for Purim by boys from Lev Aryeh. It got over 50,000 views within a week, and over 100,000 in about a month. People who don't like The Aveirah Song have no sense of humor, and should be shot with a gun.
Whoever put out The Aveirah Song is really awesome and talented, and I hope they put out another song soon. They're like a Jewish Lonely Island, only they're actually funny.
Example #1:
Guy 1: Have you seen The Aveirah Song?
Guy 2: Obviously. Everyone has.
Guy 1: I know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Guy 2: I can't wait for their next song to be released!
Example #2:
Guy: You should totally watch The Aveirah Song.
Girl: I watched it already, and I didn't think it was so funny. I actually got very insulted.
Guy: We're breaking up.
Member and main vocalist of 7 member Chinese boy group: TNT/TeensinTimes/时代少年团.
to mess up a song by either playing it on guitar or singing it
Wow, I didn't know one could pete a song so badly
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A song that always makes you cry or makes you think of a dark time in your past.
Me: What song are you listening to?
Friend: Real Love by The Beatles
Me: Oh, I can't even listening to that song that's my trigger song.
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There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.
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