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A pointless story, not relating anyway, or to anything in the current conversation.
"I'm standing cause I like to stand." "...Sophomore story."
A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal
Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter
A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day
bob: hey u going to school tomorrow
joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!
The more sophomores you hit the better:)
Dude hit them hit a sophomore day
Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.
That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.