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A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!
I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..
Named after the worst company of all time, Southern Railway. Often used to name a horrific or terrible company. This company is normally privatised.
EA is the BIGGEST Southern Rail I have ever seen!
the shithole of new jersey. seriously, don't come here lol
random kid: what school do you go to?
southern kid: southern regional
random kid: ew that place is nasty!
southern kid: well at least we don't go to central, with that dog fucker.
Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.
Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.
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This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.
The furnace in my house is southern engineered.
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Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!
A few perfect southern belle's are:
Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias
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An erroneously-named dish, vastly popular in London and the home counties of the UK since the turn of the 21st century. Despite the name, Southern Pie is actually *not* a pie - but instead a washy casserole with a soggy pastry lid.
The dish consists of a filling - almost always with a meat component and often vegetables and gravy - and is served in a Bernardaud Ecume or equally wanky overpriced bowl, with the lazy chef adding a garnish of puff pastry on top of the dish, almost as if he didn't give a fuck that the "pie" he's serving isn't a pie, despite costing £14 before the customer even thinks about a side.
"She's having the fish, and I'll have the Southern Pie, bruvnor"