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Retro slang for vagina
Jen's spaghetti house tasted more like clam sauce than it did al fresca.
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A steak.
Teodor: How long's he grounded for?
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.
When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas
“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”
a term used for girls who don't know they are bisexual until the make out with a chick. it means a girl who is straight until you get her wet.(like spaghetti)
"my friend kim hooked up with a cute spaghetti girl last night"
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nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.
a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy
"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"
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mom's spaghetti
To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.
Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
JoeZ often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
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A genre of films popular in the 1960s and early 1970s. The films were usually filmed in Spain, and directed by Italian directrors. Several Factors can be looked upon to distinguish Spaghettis from regular American-westerns:
1. Level of Violence (Usually more than American made westerns).
2. The Music (Often scored by Ennio Morriconne and Bruno Nicolai).
3. Sound Effects (Particulary the gun and horse sounds are different from the ones used in American made westerns).
4. Religious imagery, symbols and names.
5. Filmed in Almeria Spain.
6. Italian and Spanish names in the credits (It is highly likely the director will be named Sergio).
7. Out of sync dubbing (Even the Italian versions are dubbed).
8. Stereotypes (Mexicans as theives, women as whores).
9. A shitload of alternate titles.
10. Banned in several countries.
11. Often they star Franco Nero, Lee Van Cleef, Tomas Milian, Klaus Kinski, Luigi Pistili, Mario Brega and other spaghetti regulars.
The Spaghetti Western is an interesting sub-genre to study.
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