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The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
What a left-handed spanner wanker!
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Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.
Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly
an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."
Slang for having a crap nights sleep
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'