cunt-spastic

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.

Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic

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Spastic Bombasium

A spastic bombasium is one level above a "spastic" this person is a absolute fucking retard and is the most annoying piece of shit in the world.

"this kid is a fucking spastic bombasium"

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spastic-fug

Mentally challenged gay person

Omg what a spastic-fug

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Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

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spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.

why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!

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Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

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plasic spastic

1.a famous celebrity who is made out of plastic.

2.a derrogatory word for anyone when you're trying to sound cool, a trick i learnt at school whilst playing pool, you fool cool mool. you tool

Grow up you plastic spastic.

He was a plastic spastic....you are completely fucking useless....you plastic spastic.

You are a plasic spastic.

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