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A particularly stupid individual.
"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."
Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.
Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"
Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"
Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"
*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*
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v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.
I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.
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Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.
They were spooning all night.
WUT!?!?!?
They were lying next to each other -.-
Ohhhh..
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It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol
picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning
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spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!
if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.
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An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.
Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??
Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON
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