Canadian Spread

It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.

My new Kenworth T800 has a Canadian spread on it, gives me lots of extra traction in the snow.

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fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

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secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

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spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot

P.U.! Who just spread the mustard?

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Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

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spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

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Ghetto Spread

It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles

"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."

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