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The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!
Girl 1: "Hey, have you heard about the new spring break hot spot?"
Girl 2: "No, where is it?"
Girl 1: "Intercourse Pennsylania! Amish country! I can't wait to get freaky at the barn raising! MTV is going to be there! I gotta go out and buy an apron to go with my dress!"
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Why my mattress is no longer comfortable.
Argh, that stupid spring broke AGAIN. Now I'll never get to sleep!
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UConn's biggest party weekend that takes place every Spring semester.
Thursday night: Carraige apartments. Long road of apartments with big lawns, all lawns are packed with drunk kids.
Friday night: Celeron apartments. Again, just drunk kids standing around in the roads and parking lots.
Saturday night: The grand finale, X-lot. X-lot is a giant parking lot and it will be filled tightly with thousands of kids, just standing around drinking. Cops will leave you alone until around midnight, where they all hold hands and walk in a line to make you leave.
kid on cell phone: HEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I'M AT UCONN, IT'S SPRING WEEKEND.
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Imagine a place so boring, so drab, so damn bland that you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon just so you can experience some semblance of activity. That is Coral Springs. The middle school, Forest Glen, is home to the factory where "basic girls" are created and "gangster boys" drop their pants below their knees. They feed in to Coral Springs High where recreational activity means one of three things: smoking pot, having sex, or hanging out as Target/The Walk. There's not much else to do. People fall in to a few categories of loners, stoners, posers, and boners.
Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Person 1: Hey, what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?
Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.
Person 2: Let's go to Target then.
Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.
Person 2: Wanna get high?
Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
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Steamboat springs is a small ski town located in routt county in north western colorado....approximatly 3 hours from denver. it is home to steamboat ski resort. the ski resort doesn't have the best terrain in the rockies but it is known for champaign powder. they get the best snow in the american rocky mountains. home of the tap house and 25cent wings on thursday nights. quite possibly the single best place on earth.
Steamboat Springs is the best ski town in north america.
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A piece of hair belonging to a black man, in the likeness of a watch-spring.
Tyrone, clean up your watch springs after picking your 'fro. They look like tumbleweeds in the wind.
A bouncing bum, not necessarily female.
The once was a curate at Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
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