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When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
When a filmmaker lines up several high-profile projects and produces them all back to back to back within the span of one or two years.
"Oh man, with Bridge of Spies already done, The BFG in production and Ready Player One set to go soon after, it looks like Steven's ready to unleash yet another one of his patented Spielberg Sprints upon us!"
When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.
Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson
The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.
what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant
Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man