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When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.
Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson
The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.
Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.
Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.