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When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.
Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch
When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.
High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.
Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.
Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.
Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.
Bro I did the squatch position last night