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The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"
When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.
So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you
When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.
“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”
A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.
Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.
A wet vagina that squirts out liquid
My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with
Squirtle I choose you!