Stalin and frens

the people i praise and pray to every night
this consists of Mao, Lenin, Stalin, Karl Marx Ho chi minh ...

Praise Stalin N O W
Did you see the picture of Stalin and frens that i hanged up on my bedroom?

sons of stalin

SOS, Sons Of Stalin. The clan, the communisty!

<mofo> save our ship?
<@pkillerSOS> noob..
<+afan> sons of stalin

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Stalin whore

Someone who wants to fuck Stalin in the ass

My friend wants to be a Stalin whore

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Joseph Stalin

Quiet possibly the greatest president to ever hold office. Helped the US out of the great depression with the New Deal, the Second New Deal, and also won World War two working with Adolf Hitler.

bro, you see that History channel special on how great Joseph Stalin was. I would go gay for that man.

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Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

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Stalin's Revenge

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.

Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.

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Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.

Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin

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