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Let's go to the Lowrider State. I know we gonna see a bunch a lowriders on low-pros and hittin' switches, especially in east LA.
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A land, sea, and space-grant public university that's part of the UNC system. Located in Raleigh, NC. Often picked on by UNC students who think they're important because Michael Jordan attended there over 40 years ago and mommy told them so.
NC State develops students into innovators and leaders. State students often end up in exciting and steady careers that people need and respect since all students, including athletes, take real courses, but more importantly because they didn't go to a university that only offers degrees in gender studies.
The only respectable school in the UNC system is NC State.
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The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake
"Why so late?"
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
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The State of Florida. A play on words on "Sunshine State" Called this because it's shaped kinda like a gun. Also because there have been more concealed weapons permits issued in Florida than any other state in the Union. 1 in every 49 Floridians has a concealed carry permit.
Criminal 1: Hey lets go mug that old granny over there.
Criminal 2: Hell no this is the Gunshine State she'll blow us away!
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(n) Nickname for the state of Minnesota, attributed to the general population's passion for hockey at all levels of play.
Minnesota is the State of Hockey for a reason.
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ISIS, ISIL, or the Islamic State, is an armed organisation based on establishing an Islamic caliphate in the Middle East including regions such as Syria and Iraq. Best known for the well-publicised recent beheadings of American and British citizens abducted in Syria.
The Islamic State is currently waging a war against the Syrian government over control of the country.
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A UK term.
1. in a mess, or in a state of chaos
2. in a state of panic or confusion
She went out of the cabin in the gale to have a smoke, but stood on the windy side of the ship, and came back in a right state.
They promoted that idiot to run things, and now the department is in a right state.
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