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Super Stiff

super stiff /supΙ™r stΙͺf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009


Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities

Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack

by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021


corporate stiff

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.

Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.

by Prophite January 26, 2009

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006

55πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

by FurrowedBrow June 24, 2010

66πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


table stiff

Nickname for Taylor Swift

Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.

by How convenient is that? January 18, 2021

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