super stiff /supΙr stΙͺf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.
Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.
Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities
Chris doesnβt want a shot, heβs being a proper stiff sack
A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.
Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.
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Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.
Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!
Me: Well stiff shit.
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Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.
A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.
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to be told to stand up while you have an erection.
George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.
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Nickname for Taylor Swift
Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.
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