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When a chick is screwing a guy, but then leavs him hanging on the edge of orgasm
"I had to ejaculate into a sock after I saw how the grinch stole christmas"
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A book by Dr. Seuss. See grinch
How the grinch stole christmas is my favourite book.
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The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.
I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.
The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.
Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
Person 1: *Steals ace*
Person 2: "YOU STOLE MY ACE!"
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When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.
Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.
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"Drive it like you stole it" can mean to live life in the extreme. To live wildly and recklessly. To live dangerously.
- Why did you snort those lines of illicit drugs off of that hookers back?
- Sshheeeuuuit! "Drive it like you stole it" cuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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