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An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.
See automatic transmission.
No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
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An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou
Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
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When your fighting 2 people and you punch one guy and your fist goes into his coat sleeve then you both spin around while you punch the other guy and he punches his own partner very unlikely to work in real life
Did you see the Three Stooges yesterday? Curly pulled off a Three Stooges Coat Spinner.
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“Stoogs Up” is a saying of urban origin having a similar meaning to “YOLO,” or “Hakoonah Matata.” Stoogs Up is a way of life following happiness and peace, because we know that you only live once and you can’t waste that time with sadness and boredom.
“I don’t know man i’m just off today. im feeling kinda sad.”
“stoog up dog let’s go hit the beach”
“what’s stoogs up”
“it’s a way of life bro.”
Adj. When one is quite silly and sarcastic, usually at the expense of themselves but will occasionally include others in order to diminish huge egos.
Guy: Actually, research has proven my point.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.