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An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.
See automatic transmission.
No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
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An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou
Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
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When your fighting 2 people and you punch one guy and your fist goes into his coat sleeve then you both spin around while you punch the other guy and he punches his own partner very unlikely to work in real life
Did you see the Three Stooges yesterday? Curly pulled off a Three Stooges Coat Spinner.
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A punchline tool that is not self-aware nor in on the joke
Hey stooge nugget, what are you looking for?
A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.
I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.