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Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?
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The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.
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"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.
Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!
When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank
Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"