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The opposite of the stranger.
Instead of sitting on your hand until its numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are getting a hand-job from a stranger, sit on your dick until it's numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are giving someone else a hand-job.
George Michael likes to give himself the reverse stranger to practice giving strangers hand-jobs in public restrooms.
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Let Millie Bobby Brown eleven sum the first season up for you.
WARNING: SPOILERS!!
Let's go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin', playin' D&D
There was Lucas, there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike
But one night, Will goes missing while he’s ridin' on his bike, yikes!
That's when they met me, Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who's huntin' me twenty-four sev
Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down
Hopper's on top of the case
While I'm throwing vans into space
I'm lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy, and Dustin's got pudding for days
Demogorgon's getting all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will's now at home, coughin' slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I'm in the Upside Down
What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down, what about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I'm in love with those
What I'm left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose, yeah
Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Yeah, bad news when you see that bloody nose
Ex:
Person 1: Eleven and Mike are my favorite Stranger Things couple!!
Person 2: Nancy and Johnathan are great too!
Person 3: I love Max and Lucas!!
Person 4: Robin and Steve are an iconic duo!!
Person 5: Hopper and Joyce need to get together!!!!
Person 6: Suzie poo and Dusty bun are perfect for each other!!
Erica Sinclair: ENOUGH!!
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When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.
Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.
Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?
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Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand
Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger
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Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
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the god of all shows and if you dont like it you can go die
i love stranger things
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