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A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
Strech-er
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1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.
B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever
B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher
The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.
Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".