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If your name is Julian Quintero you are a person that loves male penis. Julian Quintero also loves to shove huge things in his tight asshole. He also claims that he has a big penis but in reality, has a very tiny one.
Julian Quintero Sucks cock is a homosexual that loves males and hairy balls.
A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.
Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.
Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.
Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"
Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.
why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?
all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.
Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?
Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.
Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."
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The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.
A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.
Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.
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I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th
"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"
An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."
The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!
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The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.
The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"
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