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National suck dick day: Suck your partners dick anytime of the day that he wants.
National suck dick day us to give head and please
June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
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Every girl who makes eye contact with you, has to suck you dick
Bro 1: Ay bro i think that girl just made eye contact with you
Bro 2: Wow luckily its suck dick november bro
Girl *sucks bro 2’s dick*
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The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
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September the 3rd
The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?
Jessica: The 3rd?
Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
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-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it
and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck
-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)
on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!
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