Sully Me

A word used by someone who is not genuine

lolz
don't sully me with your jokes

sully wipe

When one sharts in his cargo shorts, then uses a public park bathroom to complete the job, flushes the toilet, then proceeds to wet one-ply public bathroom toilet paper in the recently flushed bowl to clean the clean the aforementioned shart from his soiled boxer shorts. The Sully Wipe is completed by putting the boxer shorts (wet with public toilet water) back on, and exiting the bathroom.

Instead of throwing away his boxer shorts, he executed a legendary sully wipe.

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Polish Sully

\ˈpō-lish\ \ˈsə-lē\ 1.(noun) An improper understanding of "safe sex". 2.(Verb) During unprotected sex with woman you probably won't see again, before her climax, you pull out, ejaculate into a condom, drop it in her shoe and leave.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl you met last night seemed a little skanky. Think you should get tested?

Guy 2: No need. I gave her a Polish Sully and called it good

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Sully Connell

better known as stretchedlobes on tumblr, he has long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and is most loved for his "I- dont-give-a-flying-fuck" attitude.

omg did you see Sully Connell's new post on tumblr today?!?!?!

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sully d

To buy a client a meal and the client does not reciprocate with an order the next business day. Normally, when a client is treated to a meal there would order on the desk of the broker the very next day.

"I took Bill Spiers out to the best steak house in town the other night and I got sully d'ed. I hope I can pay the rent this month."

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Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

A condition or affliction pertaining to mild retardation. This condition is often synonymous with an ineptitude to perform menial and mundane tasks such as ‘scanning’ or ‘binding’. Sufferers of this condition often have a beard – See ‘Weirdy with a Beardy’.

Awww man, I feel like such a Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

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Land It Like Sully

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it in the Hudson by Nicole N."

After the poor testimony of your client, it is time you Land It Like Sully and settle this case.

We are upside down in our mortgage and just received a foreclosure notice, so we ought to just Land It Like Sully and short sell.

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