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Marijuana that has been urinated on.
John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?
Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.
When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!
I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.
Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"
"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"
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the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills
suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!
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While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.
I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.
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WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY
God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.
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A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.
What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!
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This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .
That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.
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